Youngest had it out at the park the other day–according to the mom on my porch and her ice-packed daughter. Trust me, it’s a front door visit no mom ever wants to get.
Dude, says Upset Mom, your kid punched mine in the face and poked her with a stick.
Now, Youngest can be a scrapper and he–admittedly–has a bit of a temper. Yet, I’ve never known him to punch another kid in the face (even his brother). Or poke someone with a stick, for that matter.
His style is more…well, let’s just say he’d throw the stick at you, then tackle you and shove your face in the dirt. Again, not a proud mom moment, but there ya go. I know my kids–their perfections and imperfections.
And while I don’t doubt for a second he took part in this playground scuffle, I do question how it all went down. Especially when he wailed, “But she started it,” as I marched him down the hall and to the door to apologize.
While Upset Mom continued to “just wanted to let you know what [name redacted to protect the not-so-innocent] had done,” the two tusslers made see-ya-at-school-tomorrow faces at each other.
Writing Tip 2011: Do not poke your friends with sticks or punch them in the head. Because tomorrow, you just might want to play with them again.
Seriously. I’ve seen authors shred reviewers even as they beg to be reviewed. I’ve seen the idea of agents bashed by the very people trying to garner notice and representation. I’ve seen bitter writers decry traditional publishing companies even as they ask, “If my self-pubbed book sells well enough, will I get a publishing deal?”
Here’s the cliché: don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Or at least not the one you want to be fed by.
You don’t have to slide with them or swing with them. You don’t even have to talk to them. Certainly, don’t punch them in the face or poke them with a stick. All you have to do is walk away until you may want to play with them again.
PRESSING QUESTIONS THAT INCITE LOTS OF CONTENTION
Do writers really need agents?
What does an agent do that you can’t do for yourself?
Can you sub directly to editors? What are the pros and cons to each of these options?
To self-pub or continue querying? That is the question.
Writers, research your options. Weigh the pros and cons. Make the decision that is right for you. Share your knowledge in a respectful manner with others who may or may not make the same choice you did. But never, ever attack others. Especially if you just might want to be fed by them in the future.
So, what about you? Are you a professional writer or a playground scrapper? How do you respect an industry that seems to quash the dreams of aspiring writers with great regularity? Do you find yourself growing bitter and disillusioned? Is the competitiveness of the industry and the rapidly changing landscape a challenge you still want to tackle? If so, how do you go about it?
Curious minds want to know.