Mondays fill me with apprehension. I’m excited to get back in the swing of writing, yet I inevitably come down with a bad case of The Blocks.
I know, it sounds bad. And it could be if left untreated. Without proper care and attention, The Blocks spread rapidly and affect a writer’s mental health. Severe cases can damage the circulatory system and result in a total loss of heart. If you, or someone you know, may be a victim of The Blocks, seek support immediately.
The Blocks is a mental health infliction that causes writers to question the worthiness of their work. Typically found in aspiring writers, the onset of The Blocks has two common causes.
Unresolved Writer’s Block: a milder form of The Blocks contained to a specific project.
Rejection Letter Overload: a mini-depression brought on by the lack of a book contract.
Signs and Symptoms
Typical symptoms include blankly staring at the computer screen. The writer may sit up suddenly, smile and gently tap their fingers on the keyboard as if preparing to write. Inevitably, this is followed by slumped shoulders and a long-winded sigh. Occasionally, the writer will engage in sudden bursts of typing, followed by a compulsive use of the delete button.
After a few hours of alternating between blank stares and typing outbursts, activities such as internet surfing and solitair may increase to an almost frenzied pace. Surfing may completely replace typing. As the days pass and mental health deteriorates, writers affected by The Blocks become Master Fibbers. They quickly exit computer programs when Significant Others appear and their faces will transform from an I-just-swallowed-the-goldfish look to a ginormous I’m-working-my-tail-off grin.
A sense of paranoia sets in. Grand conspiracy theories are hatched regarding the publishing industry. No amount of discussion can persuade a writer affected by The Blocks that editors and agents do not rip writer wannabees to pieces, chew them up and spit them out for pure sport.
Writers with The Blocks may become lethargic. Those with severe cases refuse to boot up their computers, and some have been known to spontaneously throw their monitors across the room or burn half-finished manuscripts in fits of mental instability.
To completely recover from The Blocks, a writer must follow these steps, repeating as necessary, until stability has returned.
Find Support. Writers groups abound. Living in the boondocks is no longer an excuse for solitary confinement. The internet brings like-minded writers to your desk top. Agent Query is fantabulous. The SCBWI is the bomb for juvenile lit writers. Likewise, mystery guilds and romance associations can be found with relative ease. I found my first group of support buddies through NaNoWriMo.
Meet the Professionals. A list of my favorite blogging editors and agents can be found on my sidebar. Find ones you like and log on. Subscribe to writer’s magazines and attend conferences. As professionals in the publishing industry, they usually have something…professional…to say.
Hone Your Craft. Never does the old adage, “Practice makes perfect,” apply more than in the art of writing. Writing is a mixture of talent, practice and perseverence. You will not be an overnight success. You will pay your dues through writing, editing and killing your darlings. You will join the multitudes who have spent years penning words to find the right flow. That’s okay. It’s how we learn.
Take Yourself Seriously. If you won’t, nobody else will.
Good. However, if left untreated, the death of writing dreams may occur.
How do you shake off the writing doldrums? If you have a tried and true method of getting back in the writing swing, please share it with others who may be suffering from this debilitating disease.
If you are a current sufferer of The Blocks, take that first step and comment on a writer’s blog. You may find a supportive friendship you never dreamed possible.
I hope this post finds you dreaming big and will give you the confidence to break through The Blocks and take control of your writing life.